Excuses are like Assholes

I used to work with a guy, and he had all these funny sayings. He was a former High School Coach, and has picked up many words of wisdom along his journey in life. Coach's name is (started to put it but he might get mad) he is a sales guy, and was a totally great guy to work with. One if his stories was about kids that did not show for practice or always had some excuse for not giving it their all. This saying was actually from one of his old coaches . Remember this was probably back in the 70's and if you told some kid that today , it would end up on the news, and you would most likely be arrested for being politically incorrect or some other really stupid reason.

Anyway this particular saying is "Excuses are like Assholes, We all Got one , and THEY all stink!" So just take a minute to think about that the next time you start to offer an excuse for something, it will make you think twice that is fo sho!

He has many more, like "cutting the fat hog", "that guy is like a fart in a skillet", " yea they are just grin fuckng us", " I think someone should shit in her boots!" You will have to figure those out for yourself.

Anyway thanks Pappy, ( he hates to be called that) ;} -ter